Hitler must be crying right now. He worked so hard to make the world believe the Germans were the superior race, the destined rulers of the world, and the German people go and ruin it all. Between the old guy in Austria that held his daughter hostage for almost 24 years and procreated several children with her (yeah, I know he's not German, but they are the same race so he counts) and the woman pictured up there, I think it's only sane to consider them Arians as very crazy-ass people. Who in God's name jumps in the polar bear enclosure at a zoo, DURING THEIR FEEDING TIME??!! No wait, scratch that, who jumps into a polar bear enclosure AT ALL?? Are you kidding? Of course they were going to bite her! Let's thank the heavens they didn't rip out her head, because face it, that was a very probable event. Imagine what the bear felt, going happily about with his business, eating his meat, when all of a sudden this insane biotch comes out of the blue, jumps into his pool and starts swimming towards him. The only thing that crossed his mind was probably 'more meat, and it's fresh! yummy.' See to what extent plastered brain cells can take you? It is a very serious condition. Although, when you think about it, maybe stupidity is destiny's way of slowly but surely getting rid of all the idiots that have the misfortune of populating this planet, and thus achieving the birth of the super man Nietzsche talked about...
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holy shit you've got to be kidding me!!!! jajajajaja no way!!!! hey I wanna do that too!!! may I??? pleaaaassseee???? I mean what's mayor surgery and a month's long recovery when you can actually tell people that you were biten by a plolar bear, you know like a real one!!! can u imagine just how long my incapacity would be?? at work an all....and I would be famous!!!
Oh comme on sweety lets both do it (I know you want to!) lets just jump down the bears place at chapultepec and swim towards them!!! coome onnnn can weee???? pleaseeee???
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