cristina needs...

A bit of fun for Thursday morning:

o1. Cristina needs a big family. (got one already, thank you very much. we are all a bunch of loud, semi hysterical, intense people)
o2. Cristina needs a champagne shower. (hmmmm, that sounds interesting...)
o3. Cristina needs to sort her life out. (ouch google, that hurt)
o4. Cristina needs to do some shopping. (OMG! how did you know?)
o5. Cristina needs some guidance. (I'll say...)
o6. Cristina needs to tone it down. (really? I didn't think I was that intense)
o7. Cristina needs renovation. (like, spiritual renovation?)
o8. Cristina needs to slow down. (psh, I know my life is one big, colorful, energetic and wild ball of craziness, but I like it that way)
o9. Cristina needs to advance to the next tier of accomplishment. (have you been talking to my mother?)
o10. Cristina needs to realize that she in fact is not a bad ass. (pff, says who?!)
o11. Cristina needs facebook. (well, it's not really a NEED, per say, more like an addiction...)
o12. Cristina Needs to go. (go where? on vacation? on a road trip? sounds fun, when do we leave?)
o13. Cristina needs help. (you have no idea)
o14. Cristina needs her man to start talking. (umm, no comments xD)
o15. Cristina needs laurie to stop talking dirty pictures of her. (whoah, who the hell is laurie and where can I get these pictures?)