http://www.samhsa.gov/economy/
Really? I mean, really? A whole guide to teach people to survive hardships? Like, Surviving Economic Recession for Dummies Volume I. When I found this, I had to summon all my self control in order to stop myself from rolling around the floor with laughter. You've got to be kidding. Of all the stupid, useless things a government can do, they really went all out with this one. Honestly, if I were an American, I would be greatly offended. Because this guide is obviously assuming Americans are so dumb they will find themselves in an rough situation, panic and jump out the window or something. I still can't believe it! I mean, 'Trying to keep things in perspective - recognize the good aspects of life and retain hope for the future' -that's just a sick way of mocking people. I totally understand there are people whose brain cells are blind drunk most of the time on mojitos and thus can't really coordinate to create brain activity, but generalizing that concept to a whole society is a bit exaggerated, even for our neighbors. What will be next? The Complete Guide on how to Expertly Survive this Shitty Thing called Life?
Now excuse me while I leave to the privacy of my own room where I can roll around the floor gleefully. This totally made my day.
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through the looking glass
so, you've managed to stumble across this blog huh? well, lucky you! you've found the rants and stories of a sarcastic, high maintenance, overly dramatic twenty two year old girl that obviously has nothing better to do than to share the ups and downs of the soap opera she calls her life.
brown eyes
so brown eyes i'll hold you near, cuz you're the only song i want to hear...
waiting for prince charming...
someday, your prince charming will come. mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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oh honey!!!! they actually use instruction manuals to open a soda! like seriously to open a soda! Have you ever seen those cute little "look at me"'yellow signs that read "carefull, wet flor" or "carefull, step" they actually need those thinks...like if they cant find their way out to open a freaking soda or walk by that kind of "obstacles" how on earth do you expect those poor little souls to get trough the crisis?
and bout the complete guide of survival they sort of all ready have somme...like have you noticed I dont know, bout (3565)n "help your self" sort of books? they have books to get a husband, to loose weitght, to gain weigth, to eat, to stop eating, to exercise, to raise your children, to dress correctly, to drees like a queen to dress like an emo, to go trhough your pregnency, to get out of the sadness of braking up, etc. So yes dear they are stupid, but not our kind of stupid, their braincells are not just taking mojitos like guys in here...oooo no, I have the theory that they went up on a big figth and now there are just one or two left so as much as they try, (cause they do try) they just cant work....
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