reflections of stupidity 2

http://www.samhsa.gov/economy/

Really? I mean, really? A whole guide to teach people to survive hardships? Like, Surviving Economic Recession for Dummies Volume I. When I found this, I had to summon all my self control in order to stop myself from rolling around the floor with laughter. You've got to be kidding. Of all the stupid, useless things a government can do, they really went all out with this one. Honestly, if I were an American, I would be greatly offended. Because this guide is obviously assuming Americans are so dumb they will find themselves in an rough situation, panic and jump out the window or something. I still can't believe it! I mean, 'Trying to keep things in perspective - recognize the good aspects of life and retain hope for the future' -that's just a sick way of mocking people. I totally understand there are people whose brain cells are blind drunk most of the time on mojitos and thus can't really coordinate to create brain activity, but generalizing that concept to a whole society is a bit exaggerated, even for our neighbors. What will be next? The Complete Guide on how to Expertly Survive this Shitty Thing called Life?

Now excuse me while I leave to the privacy of my own room where I can roll around the floor gleefully. This totally made my day.

reflections of stupidity and its effects

Have you ever wondered what goes on in the mind of morons? Like, do their brain cells spend the days at the tanning salon, or playing black jack, drunk out of their minds? Do they say to one another 'Hey, look! A spark! This dude is trying to think! Oh wait, it's gone. Never mind. Do you want a mojito?' I think it would be a very interesting study, just out of blatant curiosity. Today I was blessed enough to face one of said morons, and not only enjoy her amazing presence from afar, oh no, I had to sit through a FOUR HOUR meeting (yes, four godamn hours) listening to her stupidity. It was just a great experience, you know. It really put me in a great mood for the rest of the day. I mean, seriously, WTF???!! This woman woke up one day with a good idea, and she contacted the Minister I'm working with, about it. She wants to open a school of Arts and Technical Skills for the disabled children. It's a pretty neat idea, and the Minister thought he could help her out, you know, by introducing her to the right kind of people. Anyways, the point is today we were going to meet with people from the Public Education Ministry, that would present their ideas on how to develop her project. Long story short, she spent the four hours arguing that although their ideas were good, it just wasn't what she had in mind. GOOD GOD WOMAN, do you want me to bitch slap you? These people are all doing you the favor of sharing their projects, so you feel included, and you reject them? Not only reject them, but straight out snort in their faces, like your mother gave you no education.

She was rude, behaved like a child, and thanks to her stupid arguments, the meeting resulted in a total waste of our time. Like we all have nothing else to do but waste four hours of a day in listening to a whiny child. Whoo-frickin-hoo. Wow, I was SO MAD! Because of her I had to skip lunch, and practically run to my history class so I wouldn't be late. I don't really think a lot about stupid people, but when their stupidity interferes with my life, it becomes my problem. If you've got nothing AT ALL to give to the world, then just SPARE US the troubles and shut up.